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I like to throw a toothpick into the forest and say- 

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33 deviants said "Fly little splinter!!! Fly away!!!"
16%
28 deviants said "You're home!"
14%
24 deviants said "You picked your last tooth bitch!"
14%
23 deviants said "Back demon!!! back to the place from wence you came!"
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22 deviants said .................nuthin..i just flicked the toothpick into a forest.there's nuthin' to say mann....
11%
18 deviants said "SEE YOU NEVER MUTHA FUCKA!"
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11 deviants said "WWWWEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
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7 deviants said "Im bigger than you ahahah"
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2 deviants said "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
1%
2 deviants said "uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh.............."

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:iconelziler:
i'd probably yell "im bigger than you ahaha":giggle:
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:iconuekisan:
~uekisan Sep 29, 2009   Writer
haha coll poll question xD
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:iconbobby-fingers:
Someone's in a Mitch Hedberg mood. When our old drummer was in our band we would have endless discussions on who was the funnier comic: Mitch Hedberg or George Carlin. Ahhhh, good times... good times. XDD
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:icondj88:
*DJ88 Sep 28, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
george carlin.i must say....is funnier than anyone else i have EVER seen ...........he greatly rivals robin williams in my book..but in actuality is prolly funnier than him XD
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:iconbobby-fingers:
Damn right! No one even comes CLOSE to his genius. I mean really... who can beat something like this:

"Fuck Mickey Mouse. Fuck him in the asshole with a big rubber dick! Then break it off and beat him with the rest of it! I hope Mickey dies. I do, I hope he goddamn dies. I hope he gets hold of some tainted cheese...! And dies lonely and forgotten behind the baseboard of a soiled bathroom in a poor neighborhood... with his hand in Goofy's pants!"
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:iconathina13:
LOOOOLLLLL!!!!! I seriously cannot pick one :D Fukin hilarious, made my day..uhh night..morning to be exact :love:
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:icondj88:
*DJ88 Sep 27, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lolol but you don't know what its from????

here ill show yas.
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go to 4:48 for this specific joke lol.

but watch the full thing for awsomeness hahaha
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:iconhavocman:
And this, kids, is why crack is bad.
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:icondj88:
*DJ88 Sep 27, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
ahhahahahahahahaha
im not on crack

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