Someone's in a Mitch Hedberg mood. When our old drummer was in our band we would have endless discussions on who was the funnier comic: Mitch Hedberg or George Carlin. Ahhhh, good times... good times. XDD
Damn right! No one even comes CLOSE to his genius. I mean really... who can beat something like this:
"Fuck Mickey Mouse. Fuck him in the asshole with a big rubber dick! Then break it off and beat him with the rest of it! I hope Mickey dies. I do, I hope he goddamn dies. I hope he gets hold of some tainted cheese...! And dies lonely and forgotten behind the baseboard of a soiled bathroom in a poor neighborhood... with his hand in Goofy's pants!"